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campaign to stop putting raisins in food  

friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped
When you’re actually sick but people think you’re faking
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When the quiet person that never talks cusses out the class telling them to shut up

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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You will laugh out loud!